After a pleasant two day stay in a Manchester hospital and general lazing about the house for the last few weeks, I’m back to write more bollocks this side of the Wigan Observer and Geoffrey Shryane.
I was in hospital to have an eye operation which went well, thanks for being concerned you set of bastards! With no television, radio, newspapers or fit nurses, if anyone complains about prisons being like ‘hell’, I will personally smash their face in (not with a paving slab mind). At least you can play pool in prisons!
On that subject can I just sign off by saying how much I’m looking forward to Michael Shields: The Movie, his new reality show and book deal.
If he thought prison was ‘hell’, he’ll probably commit suicide if he stayed in the same ward I did! Not that I’m complaining about it, the staff were top class and a credit to the NHS. So cheers!
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